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1円玉を拾うと2円分の損

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いやはや。このブログに訪れたことがある方はもうお気づきかと思いますが。
WEBサイトリニューアルいたしましたよ。

http://www.kadobeya.net

僕の会社のWEBサイトです。我ながらいいサイトに仕上がりました。
よかったらぐるぐる見てってください。こんな感じでたのしくやってます。


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昨日渋谷を歩いていたら1円玉がおちてたんですよ。
僕は迷わず拾ったんですが、「1円なんて拾う人だったんだ」と言われました。
そんなキャラじゃないんだそうです。

俺は美川憲一か!(←なんか下手なツッコミ)

拾います拾います。「ラッキー!」なんつって。

それで思い出したのが、よく俗説として言われる「1円玉を拾うと3円分のエネルギーを使うから2円損している」という理論。
僕この理論穴だらけだと思うんですよ。

夜中にちょっとした納品作業が終わって、こうなったら焼き肉でも食いにいくかということになり、会社から焼き肉屋の間の800mぐらいの道をブラブラ歩いている道すがら、僕は1円玉を拾ったわけです。

・・・じゃあ、その800mは何円なのよ?

脳が1円を認識して→どう動くのかの命令を脳から体に出して→かがんで→拾って→立ち上がるだけの、もはや動作と呼ぶのもおこがましい行為が3円?
そんなもん「しぐさ」ですわ。800m歩いたら2000円ぐらいいっちゃうんじゃないの?

そんなんで「2円損するから拾わないほうがいいんだよね」って。バカすぎですね。
もう生きてるだけで損し続けてるじゃないですか。そんなことを得意げに言うやつなんて友達になれないですよね。
(あ。嘘。言い過ぎた。コレ言ってる人いっぱいいそうだから今の発言撤回。みんなトモダチ)

まさに「木をみて森を見ず」「棚からボタ餅。家が火事だけど」ですよ。

静止した状態から1円玉を発見して拾うなんて状況がまずないもん。
なぜか立ったまま目が覚めて、なんにもない広い部屋に1円が落ちててすぐさま拾う。なんてことがあったらそういう状態か。そうか。無くはないか。
・・・って、ねーっつーの!!

その800m歩く中でずっとチャリンチャリン課金されてるとしてもだよ。こう一連の動きの中でスムーズに拾うことぐらいできるしー。俺あたり。
坂下ってたし、別の事考えてたから脳と体が惰性で動いてる分差し引くと、たぶん3円もかかってないし。行って1円じゃね?なんなら「銭」単位。

しかも!拾った1円玉は胸ポケットに入れたから、暗殺とかされかかっても大丈夫だったし(1円玉が銃弾を心臓からそらす)。それっていわばプライスレスだし。
無理すれば爪楊枝としても使えるし。磨けば鏡にもなりかねないし。相当なエチケット。まさに紳士だし。

結論を言うとさ。拾った1円はスゲーっつー話。

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